DEFI DEGENS UNITE: LATEST PUMP AND DUMP EXPLODES

Rug pulls?Explosions|Rekt|Shib to the Moon? This DeFi summer is completely bananas, with yield farmers throwing their bags in like there's no tomorrow. The latest craze, a highly volatile protocol called Moon Rocket Finance, has everyone shaking in their boots. This isn't your average yield farm. This thing is doubling APYs every hour. Early bird